Tigger's Date

Plot
Tigger gets lonely after going to the park and tries to go on a date.

Transcript
Pooh: Shall we go to the park and play, Tigger?

Tigger: Why, that's what Tiggers do best!

So they go to the nearby park. While Pooh is walking through the park, and Tigger is bouncing along, they see something.

Pooh: Look at those couples on the bench, they are in love.

Tigger: Yeah, they sure are. Well, we're just passing by. TTFN Young couple, TTFN means ta-ta for now!

Random Guy: You look like a nice young animal couple.

Tigger: We're both boys! If you think i'm a girl and me and Pooh Bear are in love, I'm gonna give you a whopping of a lifetime! (punches random guy) I can do it much stronger next time.

Random Guy: No! I'm Sorry! I didn't know you were both boys! (runs off)

Pooh: That was strange.

Tigger: (sigh) I guess.

Pooh: What's wrong Tigger?

Tigger: Nobody loves me.

Pooh: Then date someone.

Tigger: That's a grand idea! (walks up to a lady) Will you date me?

Lady: I just met you! (slaps Tigger in the face)

Tigger: I guess I need to have them fall in love with me.

Later,

Tigger: (walks up to a 2nd lady) Hello there! (kisses her on the lips) Will you date me?

2nd Lady: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Tigger: That isn't right. I guess they need to know me.

Later,

Tigger: (walks up to a 3rd lady) Hello there!

3rd Lady: Hi there!

Tigger :Wanna be friends?

3rd Lady: Ok.

Tigger: Lets have some fun bouncing! (pick 3rd Lady up and bounces around the park)

3rd Lady: Put me down!

Tigger: (stops bouncing) Will you date me? PLEEEEEEAAASE?! I'm begging ya! PLEASE!

3rd Lady: O_O Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................

Tigger: Hello?

3rd Lady: NO! ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU CAN"T JUST COME UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY THAT! PLUS,  I"M ALREADY MARRIED!

Tigger: I give up!

So Pooh and Tigger go home.

Tigger: Why can't I get anybody to date me?

Littlebat10: Then try online dating. People will date you even thogh they just met you!

Tigger: Say, that isn't such a bad idea!

Rabbit: But be careful. There are bad people on the internet.

Tigger: I'll be careful, long ears!

Littlebat10 and Tigger go on dating sites.

Tigger: I've decided on this Cristy girl.

Littlebat10: Are you sure? You should look at the picture and-

Tigger: You have to stop judging people by there looks!

Littlebat10: Ok, I was just trying to make sure this was what you wanted.

Tigger: (clicks date this person button) Oh goody! What happens now?

Littlebat10: You date that person through the computer.

Roo: (walks in) Hello? Tigger? That person looks like a nice choice.

Tigger: Yeah, but I'm nervous. What if I mess up?

Littlebat10: Well, you would've done what you would have if you were on a normal date.

Tigger: Look at the screen! A girl!

Littlebat10: Go ahead and date her.

Tigger: Ok. Hello Cristy!

Two months later,

Tigger: I'm getting married! to Cristy!

Owl: Congratulations on getting engaged!

The next day,

Priest: You may kiss the bride.

Cristy and Tigger: (kiss)

Rabbit: They sure do love each other.

Littlebat10: Those two will be in love forever.

Kanga: The homes at the Hundred Acre Wood are repaired! We can go home!

All but Littlebat10: Hooray!

Littlebat10: Can I come too? I can move.

Pooh: Of course!

So Littlebat10 moved to the Hundred Acre Wood.

The End